for about a month i’ve been working on illustrating the back piece that i’m planning to get when spring comes and my money tree begins to bloom. i wanted to create an image that illustrates my dedication to compassion. being a vegan, of course the image also had some animals in it. well all my hard work is being thrown out the door because the NRA has successfully encapsulated the roots of veganism with the following image. so this will be my new back piece. thanks, NRA! you’ve always been there for me.

As has already been pointed out, this image comes complete with a dynamite-totin’ spotted owl. i don’t know any animal liberationists that don’t have their own spotted owl. i have seven. i’ve trained them to do different tasks. one is an expert hacker and is working to take down the pentagon’s intranet.

easyVegan.info also noticed the avian flu-laden chicken. what i’m curious about, though, is where they found a flying pig to model for this image. they are so hard to catch (seeing as to how they can turn invisible and don’t care much for humyns). one inaccuracy that i’ll have to fix, though, is that no animal liberationist would ever put a leash on their pet wolf. just wouldn’t happen. their vegan license would be revoked and they’d be kicked out of the club. i’m only two converts away from my free toaster and i’m not about to mess that up with a botched tattoo design.